Kobalt Tool Chest

Build, drink, and rock out with this supersized storage unit.

Give your tools the temple they deserve with Kobalt’s absurdly over-the-top tool chest. The 69-inch high, 53-inch wide stainless steel contraption contains 16 drawers for your drills, hammers, and pliers. But the real draw for this bits-and-bolts holder comes at the corners: On the bottom left, you’ll find a 1.6-cubic-foot fridge where you can grab a cold one if drilling gets you dehydrated. On the top right corner, there’s a radio/mp3 player that’ll funnel tunes—or even satellite radio—through speakers located under the lid. Can’t see them in your dark garage? No worries: The tool chest comes equipped with LED lights on the underside of the lid. Those will come in handy when you’re searching for a screwdriver—or mixing a Screwdriver. $1,700

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